Are you insecure about your gaming performance? Is your nub too small?There is now a solution!
EXTRAPAD FOR THE PSP SYSTEM WILL INCREASE NUB SIZE
Available in two colors and five shapes and sizes, each nub is coated in rubber for better grip. This approach has resulted in:
- ROCK SOLID control due to bigger, wider and fuller support
- THROBBING thumb pains are gone due to easier grip
- ALL-NIGHT gaming sessions now made possible
- STRONG and fast installation for multiple gaming sessions!
[Via Pocket Gamer. Parody of hilariously named "male enhancement" website.]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-03-2006 @ 3:09PM
Claudius said...
Lol, good one!
So, uhm, yeah.
I'd actually get a set.
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12-03-2006 @ 3:15PM
Xarek said...
Are there any side effects to this product?
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12-03-2006 @ 3:39PM
mo1518 said...
Side effects? Sure are! TOTAL SATISFACTION OR YOUR MONEY BACK - GUARANTEED!
Side effects may include hair loss, hair gain (on knuckles), blurred or altered vision, anal secretions, facial paralysis, prolonged erections, upset stomachs, indegestion, general muscle swelling, sore joints, over-active mucus glands and/or dry skin. If you experience any or all of these side effects, discontinue use and consult your physician immediately.
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12-03-2006 @ 3:57PM
daniel-kun said...
lmao. :-)
But this is a rather old story, there've been bigger, better, stronger, longer, .... nubs around for *quite* a while.
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12-03-2006 @ 5:08PM
otaku said...
LOL! "Dirty, dirty knob! It's going to need lots of polish" XD
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12-03-2006 @ 7:23PM
King T said...
This was a waste of time reading, and if someone reads this post...why are you reading the comments?
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12-03-2006 @ 9:33PM
Ladsaber said...
I heard this stuff is cheaper on Canada.
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12-03-2006 @ 11:35PM
NOES! said...
hahaha i esp. like the guys face. The is the best example of a "shit eating grin" ever.
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