E3's greatest trailer: Duke Nukem Trilogy

Posted Jul 17th 2008 6:30AM by Jem Alexander
Filed under: Video

E3 had some pretty cool trailers this year, but Duke Nukem Trilogy's definitely has to be our favorite. We went in hoping for a little bit of gameplay footage. Something to give an indication of what the game will actually look or play like, perhaps? Instead we sat through four minutes of the ~~worst~~ best trailer ever created. To be fair, we're going to be watching this trailer over and over for the rest of our lives. Whether the games actually come out or not, we're entertained. Enjoy the trailer!

Tags: apogee, duke-nukem, duke-nukem-trilogy

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

7-17-2008 @ 7:04AM

fnitti said...

this looks like pretty interesting gameplay... So, do I actually play as the flashing nuke symbol? Or is this some kind of innovative new rhythm-based interface, I wonder? In any case, color me intrigued!
btw, KILLER tunes, man...get me PUMPED!!!!

7-17-2008 @ 7:29AM

daniel-kun said...

This easily wins the award for the most repititive and cheapest trailer ever created. You somehow feel like stuck in an endless-loop consisting of something like 8 sprites moving and spinning.
But the music is absolutely great, especially for fans of the series.

7-17-2008 @ 11:39AM

Dan said...

I wonder if they'll make an award dedicated to trailers like this that showed no effort what so ever...

If they did you would have to do pretty bad to top this one.

7-17-2008 @ 7:39AM

patrick said...

Least we know what they spend their time doing insted of releasing Forever

7-17-2008 @ 8:28AM

Strike009 said...

ahahaha, that trailer says to me they dont plan on releasing any more duke games ever.

7-17-2008 @ 8:42AM

Alien said...

[email protected] the trailer ... it was lame :P But I cant wait for the game anyways :P

7-17-2008 @ 8:52AM

strike said...

Looks a bit fan made, nothing special.

7-17-2008 @ 11:04AM

Christopher said...

OMG. What a way to tell the gaming industry that you're no longer a gaming entity. The post linked to above leading over to Joystiq's main page is just total WIN.

3D realms was still relevant when? 2000? And they call E3 irrelevant...

7-17-2008 @ 9:56AM

Dan said...

Dear Apogee,

Fire your marketing team, and maybe then will I forgive you.

Love,
Long time Duke fan.

7-17-2008 @ 10:42AM

ssj4stef said...

you have got to be joking....that piece of shit is a presentation....even my 5 year old brother could make a better one......are they realy serious.....3 game.....i hope they deliver.....but knowing 3drealms......it takes the 13 years for a game....so probably we will have this when psp 3 gets out....lol

7-17-2008 @ 10:45AM

koehler83 said...

That was friggin' awesome! Though it was about 4 minutes longer than it really had to be.

I think I could've summed that up with a still shot.. forget moving pictures.

7-17-2008 @ 11:06AM

Maverick Saturn said...

Wait, I swear this was on Youtube :O Did they just take the guys one and call it their own?

And whats the difference between this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRJyFhYFn4&feature=related

and that one?

7-17-2008 @ 11:35AM

p-diddy said...

So I'm confused. What games are part of the trilogy?

7-18-2008 @ 5:05AM

Pilch said...

are you sure it really is a trilogy??

Hats off to the guy told to prepare something for E3 with nothing to show. Well, at least they've got the logos done.

It's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

7-17-2008 @ 12:21PM

Mike McCrary said...

It's nice to see that they are still supporting that Megadeth tune.

But otherwise, wtf?

7-17-2008 @ 12:23PM

Landonkeywest said...

wow. Just wow... I'm speechless. Someone's kid must have put this together.

7-17-2008 @ 1:06PM

LAZoftheTamarinds said...

My eyes! They are literally burning after watching this trailer.

I'm gonna go wash my eyes with soap now, that should stop the pain.

7-17-2008 @ 1:11PM

FD said...

I just shat myself...

7-17-2008 @ 1:23PM

Smokey said...

roflmao, this is the most awesome piece of marketing ever, fullstop. rofl

7-17-2008 @ 1:33PM

LM2007 said...

I thought there was only one game and many versions for other consoles? anyway...this is a very depressing trailer, besides the music the only thing i liked.

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