Come one, come all ... let's look at the freakshow that is this PSP2 fake. If this were real, then we'd have to assume that Sony's fired all of their graphics designers because this is one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've seen. Heck, our own fan-created 'shop jobs were infinitely better than this. This horrifyingly uncomfortable-looking device is nicknamed the "Cobalt" and comes with these supposed specs:
• All Metal & Ruggedized Rubber Build
• 200% Brighter Screen
• Dual Analog Controllers
• Visual Battery Display
• 8GB Flash Drive
• Wifi (a,b,g)
• Bluetooth V.2 (A2DP, AVRCP)
• Firmware 4.07
Whoever made this design has either: a) never used a PSP (firmware 4.07???) or b) plays his PSP upside-down. I'd make fun of it more ... but I'll leave that up to you guys.
[Thanks, dondy! Via 1percent]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
1-18-2007 @ 5:22PM
KNUCKLES said...
OK, it is a pretty bad photoshop job but that and the completely bogus specs aside, i think it looks pretty cool... although, the buttons and the d-pad should switch places with the analog stick-things...
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1-18-2007 @ 5:42PM
AzDraon said...
No dual screens?
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1-18-2007 @ 5:57PM
Bob said...
Anyone who doesn't sell there gentials for that must be INSANE.
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1-18-2007 @ 6:07PM
spir said...
No screen cover?
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1-18-2007 @ 6:17PM
Kelvin said...
Actually this is pretty smart, putting the nubs above the D-pad (indeed, I've pretty much ASSUMED that any evnetual redesign would put them there). I HATE having the current nub below the D-pad and having to bend my thumb so far back to reach it. Go grip your PSP naturally and see where your thumbs end up: yah, ABOVE the D-pad and the face buttons.
Ironically none of the shop jobs shown in the link put the nubs above the D-pad and face buttons, so either nobody thought of ergonomics when designing them, or I'm way off base on this for some reason.
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1-18-2007 @ 6:53PM
Brandon said...
Well, at least he got the dual analogs and flash memory right.
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1-18-2007 @ 9:36PM
Bombaclott said...
Thats the ugliest portable game system I had ever seen since the Sega Nomad!
http://www.bombaclott.com
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1-19-2007 @ 1:23AM
roseuz said...
Another design you may wish to look at:
http://pspupdates.qj.net/The-Sony-Ericcsson-PSP-v2-an-artist-s-rendition/pg/49/aid/79844#comments
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1-19-2007 @ 10:02AM
Brett said...
Whoever made that mockup, has really bad perspective skills. That thing is twisted and distorted like crazy. The buttons seem to float (perhaps this is a new feature!).
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1-19-2007 @ 1:51PM
KingPepper said...
Have you noticed that there are no Ports & No switches,
So that Proves its a Fake.........Full Stop!!!!
No USB Port / No Power Switch / No Wi-FI Switch
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1-21-2007 @ 6:38PM
Dreadhead541 said...
why the hell would i want 8 gigs of internal memory, they already announce that they're making memory sticks that can go up to 32 gigs
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