Did you know that your child's PSP can be used to access pornographic images? Did you know this supposed gaming toy is exposing your child to horrifying messages from hate groups? Did you know the PSP can teach your child how to make a bomb? Even worse, did you know that there are old men playing video games, trying to seduce children?
Yes, the PSP, a video game machine for kids, is being used for all of these things. The PSP has access to a new phenomenon that many call "the internet." This work of Satan, created by Al Gore, shows how Democrats are trying to brainwash your children into being terrorists. Remember parents, don't buy your kids PSPs... and certainly don't make them use the internet. It's dangerous.
[Via Joystiq]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
11-08-2006 @ 10:32PM
edder said...
who wrote the comments in the bottom?
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11-08-2006 @ 10:32PM
Max said...
I liked the bit where they said it was easy to connect to a wireless internet connection... why didn't the school have some kind of security on the connection in the first place?
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11-09-2006 @ 12:07AM
jim said...
OMG, you mean I can get porn on the internet? What? The PSP can go online and browse the web?! Shocking!
idiots...
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11-09-2006 @ 12:21AM
Noshino said...
this is just stupid, people in the US are good at blaming others yet they don't see its their own fault. Nowdays you can get porn anywhere, and its not about not letting teh kids know about this stuff, but about teaching them what is good and wrong. The growth of ignorance on the US is just amazing..
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11-09-2006 @ 12:23AM
Rolando Zuniga Jr. said...
like #2 said how does the school have no internet security or for that matter content filter...i thought schools didnt have access to porn or hate sites...cause shyt i cant even access myspace from my work computer
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11-09-2006 @ 12:34AM
Swexican said...
oh my god.. i mean the whole psp marketing towards children to give them acces to pedofiles, porn and nazis!!??!! Sony has already said that they want older people.. its not so much a gaming machine.. as a portable media player.. and there is parental control on the psp.. its funny that it doesnt mention that anywhere during the whole almost 5 minutes of hatred.. and mistake me if im wrong but the nintendo ds can also acces the internet??
its all bullshit.. fox must have big time beef with sony..
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11-09-2006 @ 12:41AM
-_- said...
Geez, did Nintendo pay them off there?
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11-09-2006 @ 1:32AM
Frenchie said...
yeah it's fairly stupid (and by fairly I mean it has stupidity oozing from every pore). Now I may be a nds guy, but come on! Canadian tv has trouble getting this stupid, but from wht I've read, this isn't even close to some of the muck getting sold in the states. BTW correction to 6: the DS can't yet browse the internet. It will recieve software for that later on. It connects only for gaming.
Note: I don't hate the states, just this bullshit.
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11-09-2006 @ 1:52AM
ronturon said...
my nephew's is just nine years old...he may not have a psp but he does have his own laptop and accesses the internet through it wirelessly. my friend's kid has his own cellphone and he can access the internet thru it as well. it may not display the pages correctly but it does show some of the images. therefore, with or without a psp, kids nowadays can access porn and crap if they wanted to. it all boils down to parental control. watch your kids, mom and dad!
it's just sad how closeminded fox became with this report, making the psp the center of the report and forgetting that there are a lot of other means kids can use to access the internet...to look at porn and the like.
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11-09-2006 @ 2:11AM
Ian said...
Good ol' fox news doing the only thing they know how to do: scare people.
You know what boys and girls? Everyone and everything is EVIL, so stay at home and read the Bible while sacrificing a terrorist to your Bush statue.
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11-09-2006 @ 2:23AM
Don said...
I've said it before about other news stories, but this is just another case of the news trying to instill FEAR rather than actually investigate & report a story. Why would they want people to be afraid? So that people will watch MORE news to see the next 'big scary thing' & so on & so on. And by watching more news, their advertising revenue goes up.... that's what it's all about, people. Keep your eyes on the ball here. They want something from YOU and that's to be afraid so that you'll keep watching to find out "what happens next"...
And I'm sure that FOX news has to tell parents to "talk to their kids".... Glad there was someone out there to tell them to do that.
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11-09-2006 @ 2:26AM
daniel-kun said...
Perhaps Fox tries to take revenge for lik-sang? Or probably the CEO owns a PSP and found out that his daughter has nude-photos on the net while pornosurfing in his lunch-break.
Or -- and that's more likely -- FOX is braindamaged.
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11-09-2006 @ 4:47AM
Skarface said...
I was living in the states till 2000. And there was fox network then, and I enjoyed watching simpsons and futurama, king of the hill, it was a network with many good things to watch. I haven't paid attention to any fox news programs then, but I don't think it was this messed up back then. Yeah, lil kids who go to school wanna impress by using PSP to access pictures and videos of sexual contents, but gimme a break, it's not a friggin big deal. This program makes kids look like convicts, and that parents should be careful before they buy a kid a psp because they can access bad stuff? Man, having just a computer at your home, kids can do all that stuff. In my experience, with PSP you can access the internet, but you don't really BROWSE the internet because it has no keyboard and it's hard to type in stuff. You rather search for great PODCAST/RSS and PSP compliance sites and just add them on psp. And how many people really use PSP to surf the internet or check out porn? PSP's screen is not big enough to surf the normal internet sites. Where are you going to check out porn outside your house, are you that desperate and addicted to porn that you have to watch porn when you are outside? Man, such a trashy low grade reports, more reason not to watch tv and just stick to internet where you can get what YOU WANT, instead of what THEY WANT TO SHOW YOU. I understand US is very christian, but these kinds of overreacting is ridiculous. So what a lil kid has interests in checking out babes? It's better than watching horror movies where a man gets sawed in half.
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11-09-2006 @ 4:49AM
Mr.Booyah said...
here go some crazy people trying to blame gamin systems for being the cause of this crap. Oh wait did u know u can also do everything that they stated on the pc? or even watch it on the tv,or look at it in ur cellphone,or pda. or wait why not just go outside and do it? A psp is not the only thing that is causin this crap.if parents dont watch wat their kids are lookin at, then its just as much their fault as the kids. sure punish the kid, but take the responsibility of a parent more seriously....gosh u had to have a 16 year old tell u this...
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11-09-2006 @ 5:08AM
NOES! said...
OH SHIZ! AL QUEDA ON TEH PSP!
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11-09-2006 @ 5:11AM
Bored said...
Microsoft paid them for this.
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11-09-2006 @ 5:47AM
danknugz said...
hey, guess what? you can browse the internet ON YOUR CELL PHONE TOO!?!?!? SHOCK! OMG video games are bad?!?!?! what a load of total crap. this cant help sales...
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11-09-2006 @ 7:41AM
Claudius said...
Holy shit, I'm not white and now I'm a fucking porn loving pedophile nazi. I shall use my PSP to masturbate in public while watching miniporn, and then I'm going to look for a kid to play with an fuck him. Fuck him hard. And then I'm going to my nazi rally!
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11-09-2006 @ 8:00AM
red said...
Okay, what is wrong with people these days? who cares about kids watching porn anyways?
Personally, i'd much rather see kids watching loads of freaky-ass-porn than raping other kids. Let them take out their agression shooting people and kicking ass in games is also just a wee bit better than in reel life.
However, come to think of it, some of them american nitwits might do good getting their hindsides kicked by a bunch of kids.
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11-09-2006 @ 8:03AM
red said...
"reel life" should be "real life" obviously in the post above, i'm not stupid, i just can't type straight. There's probably some more typo's in there if i know myself.
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