All the cool kids know that Myspace is for losers. For chumps. The popular community site is plagued by horrendous ads, and a layout that can make any web-surfer nauseous. In a new homebrew game, cleverly titled "Myspace: The Game," JEMdev has players trying to close pop up ads before losing their patience. It's just like real life!

The game isn't fun -- nor is it meant to be. Chalk this up as one of the funnier products of social commentary to come from the PSP homebrew community in quite some time. Those that are interested in the file can head over to DCEmu.

In an effort to keep up with the high school theme of Brooktown High, Konami has set up MySpace pages for some of the characters. Maybe Konami should have just had the character's pictures feature close-ups on their eyes, be blurry, or shot from a very long distance, because these guys and gals are still as ugly as a gargoyle.

On her MySpace page, Elektra the goth says "The Sun is Evil". Asia the prep is quoted saying, "The Elderly and Fashion DO NOT MIX!" Oh ho ho, how stereotypes make me laugh. Could it be that gamer's will be lucky enough to have the characters as two dimensional, as they are unattractive? My Ouija board points to yes.

I'll happily avoid adding these peeps to my MySpace.

MySpace is the biggest site on the internet. Home to tons of emotionally unstable teenagers that have nothing better to do than refresh their Friends list constantly, MySpace is the perfect place for stalkers and advertisers to go to reach such a lucrative audience. Sony has created a page dedicated to Loco Roco to "spread the joy" and make it a less dark, depressing, emo place. So far, it looks like it's working: the blobs have over 6,000 friends so far!

Will you add these blubbers to your friends list? I know I will. Check it out, if only for the free ringtone and other goodies offered on the site. If the site makes you happy enough, maybe you won't go into that dark corner in the bathroom writing poetry about how much life sucks.