We've made fun of the upcoming Pocket Pool game in the past. The game's creators seem eager to capitalize on horny gamers that, for some inexplicable reason, need to have Cinemax-quality skin during their otherwise-innocent gaming. The execution is hilariously poor, akin to the stuff relegated to public access channels. The incredibly apathetic "I'm getting turned on" in the opening moments of this game video should attest to the horrors of this title.
Of course, maybe the atrocious quality of Pocket Pool is intentional: it's so bad, it's funny. Intentional or not, this game certainly doesn't warrant our gaming dollar. We hope that the rest of humanity will agree.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-13-2007 @ 1:46AM
jell-o said...
DISGUSTING....not even worth trying a demo if there one comming.bad simulation and useless *suposed to be nice* girl sexy speaches
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4-13-2007 @ 1:48AM
zoen151 said...
Everyone should boycott this garbage. If you are going to put porn in a game, at least make it half way decent.
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4-13-2007 @ 3:25AM
symphony1125 said...
@jell-o
PLEASE... learn how to spell. You rape my brain with that stuff...
And, the sexiness may appeal to some but if you're going to do it, you either have to make it 'sexy-funny' or just plain 'sexy'... not just plain bad altogether.
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4-13-2007 @ 8:14AM
ZRX said...
I was actually looking for a good pool game for the PSP.....but I guess I'll still have to keep looking.
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4-13-2007 @ 11:15AM
RadioScott said...
My goodness. Aren't we all just a high and mighty bunch today!
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