Ahhh, having so much inter-network bickering going back and forth today really gets my blood flowing. I thought I, as I usually tend to do, should continue to stir the ever-increasingly volatile pot.I bring you a transcript of a PSP fanboy's pure genious, as he engages in an online instant messenger battle with the enemy. In one corner, I present David, the now undisputed lord of PSP fanboys, and in the other corner, I present Twisted Imp, the hoof-footed, tail-having devil who questions the PSP and represents all that is evil in the world.
In the famous words of Big John McArthy, "Are you ready? Are you ready? LET'S GET IT ON!"
The virtual battle really gets going when the protaganist, David, when he spouts off with:
David says: theres no point of getting it (*The PSP)
Twisted Imp says: Why?
David says: cuz ds is a failed project
But just as the tide started to shift in the Imp's direction, David fought back with his veracious wit:David says: i no nothing
David says: i no alot and its not doing crap
Then, when Twisted Imp threatens to post the conversation online, David uses the fanboy's classic fall-back plan - threats of physical violence:
David says: If i find out u put this on that fat ass site im gonna kick the sh*t out of uOooh, burn. You go get 'em, David. I suggest we nominate David to carry the flag of leadership for all us PSP fanboys. With his leadership and go-get-'em attitude, what could possibly go wrong?
(Via Destructoid)
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-26-2006 @ 5:06PM
ldd said...
errm...
(test... first post...)
Does this new have ANYTHING to inform or report?
i guess no
>.<
i thought psp fanboys were more 'mature.
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8-26-2006 @ 5:36PM
pixelator said...
What the hell is this? Slow news day?
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8-26-2006 @ 5:58PM
Chris Powell said...
The weekends are always slower for news than they are during the week. But while the industry takes a few days off, we at PSP Fanboy don't.
That's why there are usually more posts of this nature on the weekends. Plus, some people enjoy a few entertaining stories every now and then.
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8-26-2006 @ 7:13PM
pixelator said...
Yeah well I'm at work, too - and my two 'friends' are playing Burnout and one of them has MY PSP, so I'm odd man out. So I'm writing a message instead.
Fug.
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8-26-2006 @ 9:14PM
Twisted Imp said...
When he said,then their is no point in getting it, he meant the DS.
btw. I am not a fanboy.I just love to pick fights with them.
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8-26-2006 @ 9:33PM
Sheir said...
Hahaha, glad to see this is getting around.
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8-27-2006 @ 12:27AM
Franky Digital said...
Looks like this blog is facing the same fate as my poor ailing black beauty. I guess the "down with the ship" mentality is noble, if nothing else.
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8-27-2006 @ 12:35AM
BlaccBlaze said...
wow...slow news 4 da weekend...DS Sux BIG TIME!!
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8-27-2006 @ 1:03AM
jason said...
You remember when PSP Fanboy was looking for new authors?
Yeah, apparently they still need them.
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8-27-2006 @ 12:49PM
mo said...
This post was the biggest waste of the Internet that I have ever seen. This blog sucks and I'm never coming back.
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8-27-2006 @ 1:00PM
pixelator said...
Gotta agree... This is not a PSP news byte.
A probably faked, illiterate rant is posted to some site to stir up the Sony-bashing Nintendo fanatics, who proceed to spew the same old PSP-hating nonsense we've been seeing since 2004. Let's all show the stupid kid how dumb he is for ragging on the DS and preferring his PSP. Whee.
And somehow, that's newsworthy here at PSP Fanboy? Hey, I'm all for you guys putting in effort over the weekend and was amused by the edu-loli-tainment bit, but come on.
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8-27-2006 @ 1:18PM
pixelator said...
Here, some news bytes for you guys if you want to use them:
EBGames shows SanDisk Gaming RapidGX Memory Stick PRO Duos for $79.99 and shipping 9/8. They claim it's up to 3X faster than regular PRO Duos.
http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=802460
http://www.sandisk.com/Products/Default.aspx?CatID=1195
And though in the past the only 'meta review' posts have centered on hyped games that didn't meet expectations, here's one for a game that rated higher than most might have expected (I'd never even heard of this game); Def Jam Fight for NY: The Takeover:
85 - PSM3 Magazine UK "The best beat-'em-up on PSP."
81 - IGN "Takeover offers one of the best fighting packages on the system."
80 - Official Playstation 2 Magazine UK "A versatile and immersive fighter packed with individual characters"
...So there you go, guys. Did a little legwork for ya. Don't say I'm an armchair blogger-critic!
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8-27-2006 @ 5:15PM
sisco said...
I think this is funny as all hell. Im a regular at this site I think these people are doing a good job. keep info commin no matter how small or big it is. Ill take what i want and yada yada you all know.
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8-27-2006 @ 6:56PM
slacker said...
hahahahaha. i likes. me want psp now. errrg heee.
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