Dustin Diamond, aka "Screech" from the "hit" television series Saved by the Bell is going through some tough times. He hasn't had a "career" since his teen acting days, he's losing his house, and now... he's lost his precious PSP games (to quote "good games.") According to his account on a Florida radio station, a woman broke into his hotel room with some mace, grabbed his PSP games and ran out. He tried to stop her, but she yelled "rape" and ran away.If you feel sorry for the guy, go and buy a t-shirt from him.
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8-09-2006 @ 2:38PM
ZENegade said...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guess the bell didn't save you this time, huh, Screechy?
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8-09-2006 @ 3:46PM
I,Robot said...
Wait… how did she KNOW it was there???? You mean, in all the rooms in that hotel, how did she know specifically to goto that room? And she knew exactly what she was looking for when she maced him? Hmm… I would like to change this story just a little bit.
A prostitute, Dustin Diamond (aka “Screech”), was having relations with in a Miami hotel room, ran out with his PSP, creating a diversion as she left.
The transaction was completed, when she saw his PSP lying on the table. While getting dressed, the idea struck her to take-off with his PSP for some quick cash. Since Dustin was still naked in bed, sleeping. She called him over, maced his ass, grabbed the PSP, all the games she could see, and probable his wallet. Ran out the door and down the hallway shouting rape. She knew he wouldn’t chase after her buck naked, and the other hotel guest would see him and call hotel security. Giving her more than enough time to get back on the street and be gone. Leaving him to have to explain himself and the situation to the police. Which is how the story got out – from the police report.
Yes, that sounds more like it. And I do feel sorry for the poor, dumb bastard!
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8-09-2006 @ 7:39PM
Craig Allen said...
WTF Dustin Diamond got beat by a GIRL. After he beat Ron Palillo; aka Horshack on Celebrity Boxing.
"...beaten Horshack like I was Soda Popinski". Dustin Diamond.
LMAO.
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8-10-2006 @ 2:10PM
HaHa said...
Yeah Dustin Diamond used to be my cousins neighbor up in Wisconsin and he was a total "PRICK". I can so see him getting mugged by a girl that is so like him (the little pussy!) HA HA HA he is getting what he deserved.
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8-10-2006 @ 5:21PM
Whistle blower said...
Hang on a minute. Just a few months ago ol' Dustin was groveling for us to buy a "Screeech" shirt (mispelled to avoid legal issues, and totally retarted looking) so that we could help save his house. Now I hear he owns a PSP and many games?! Hmmm...wonder why he can't pay the bills on his house? He should have sold a shirt with his picture saying something like "I can't manage money. Thank you for paying for my stupidity. I was that obnoxious guy who stayed on the show for WAY too long."
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8-10-2006 @ 6:28PM
Marco C Jr. said...
So I'm I supposed to feel bad about hooker stealing his PSP games or laugh at him for it?
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