On this day, 38 years ago, a child was born with a silver spoon in her mouth and a loaded glock in her hand. This would normally make for an interesting opening to what could be an autobiographical opus of human achievement, but instead it’s little more than chintzy marketing-speak for an assortment of polygons and normal-mapped hoochie shorts. But, hey, we love Lara anyway. So here’s to you, Lara; here’s hoping that Tomb Raider Legend for the PSP doesn’t stink.
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2-14-2006 @ 5:04PM
bangobongo said...
Why are you assuming she was 28 in the first tomb raider game made in 1996?
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2-14-2006 @ 5:25PM
Rafael said...
I came up with the date based on the Wikipedia entry on Lara, which may not exactly be the most accurate source of information on the Internet, but the 2/14/1968 birthdate does coincide with other search results elsewhere. Some sites even set her birthdate in 1967.
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