Tired of always getting your ass beat down in Liberty City? Take the low road and pick up this cheat device, which installs about as easily as you can lie about your score in Lumines. There are few caveats with the hack, the most glaring being not being able to save, which in all honesty is a real bummer. Also, this supposedly only works for firmware 2.0 and below, although some forum posters have claimed it runs on firmware versions up to 2.5.

It's pretty clear that this is meant to be a trainer for trying out those scenarios you've always been curious about (with the exception of those situations involving the words "hot" and "coffee"), rather than an actual game aid. But heck, if you can get unlimited health and armor, fool around with your wanted level, spawn any item, and control the time and weather, I say bring on the swarming troops of citizen-beating policemen.

[Thanks, fart_sniffer]